By Tom
Doesn’t he know he’s in my spot? The guy human who lives with us. Doesn’t he know? Why is he still home!? And still in my spot?!
I tried to shove him out. I tried to sit on him. I tried to make him jump out of bed with my cold wet nose to his back. Nothing worked! Mum told me I wasn’t allowed to kick him out of bed. Not allowed?! But it’s MY spot. It’s after 8am, he should be out of my spot and gone to wherever he goes most days.
I let him keep my spot warm all night. Then he’s supposed to remember it’s mine and get up so I can snuggle next to my mum in our big bed with the warm cozy blankets and my pillow.
5 days a week that’s the way it works! Mum said he’s home on vacation and it really isn’t my spot. I just happen to borrow it when he goes to work every weekday. And the guy human is wonderful and loving enough to put up with a pillow covered in my fur.
Harrumph. I beg to differ. My spot! My pillow! My snuggle time!
Woe is me now stuck on this tiny little dog bed that apparently The Pest now gets rights to as well!! Is no spot sacred anymore!?
Tom, the couch is the second best thing. Look, there is a nice blanket right there and there are pillows..so many pillows! If the biped bed thief is still in bed with Mum then they will never know! Pssst…I never told you to do this. ❤️ 🐾 ❤️ 🐾 ❤️
Lol. He totally could get on the couch, I encourage him to all the time. Yet for whatever reason he rarely gets on the couch unless I’m sitting on it too. Lol
He loves his Mom. Can’t fault him for that!
That is true lol
👏👏👏 very funny! And so true!
Thanks!